A definitive, absolutely correct, unquestionable ranking of the months of the year

It is finally the best month of the year. And no, you're not going to convince me otherwise.

I will be the first person to admit that I don't know everything — with one very big exception. I have an absolutely perfect ranking of the months of the year.

Not everyone initially agrees. When I tweeted my list in September to celebrate the beginning of the third best month, a lot of people were left scratching their heads or outright

protesting. "What about May?" complained the kinds of people who get May confused with June (more on that below). April's ranking is also particularly divisive.

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Jeva Lange was the executive editor at TheWeek.com. She formerly served as The Week's deputy editor and culture critic. She is also a contributor to Screen Slate, and her writing has

appeared in The New York Daily News, The Awl, Vice, and Gothamist, among other publications. Jeva lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter.