Mommy Mittens: You Know, For Mommies

While the obvious question to ask here is “Why not wear gloves?” I think it’s important to note that parents of young children are often easily confused and bewildered and basically you

could tell them that babies need special “mystical toenail clippers” if you want them to get into Yale and they’d buy ten sets. Heck, just think about the whole “Get your boys circumcised”

hoax. Doctors and religious authorities have been laughing over that one for centuries now! Luckily, Mommy Mittens cost a mere $30 and come in multiple colors and if you don’t buy them your

baby will develop the croup and nobody wants that, right? Good. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go change a diaper and grab another glass or three of wine.