Williamsburg yuppies beware: bike-hating vigilante wants to glue your lock shut

When things get out of control, you have to take justice into your own hands. Or so reasons a longtime Williamsburg resident who has confessed his crimes to the Brooklyn _Paper _under cover

of anonymity. Sick of seeing the streets of his/her (probably a dude though, right?) beloved neighborhood clogged with the bicycles of people whose parents would think nothing of springing

for a chauffeur, one Krazy Glue–wielding vigilante has taken to injecting his weapon of choice into the locks of the offending bikes. “If I get the right people together, we will go down

Bedford Avenue at 4 a.m. and inject every bike lock on the strip with Krazy Glue … These Yuppies are running the whole damn city, and I’m left to my own devices.” [Brooklyn Paper]